that reminds me of a joke......
Once there were two city-slickers George and Bob. They were amature couterfeiters. One day while George was out running errands, Bob decided he would run-off a batch of $20 bills so he could go see a movie and get some food. During the run, his phone rang. His girlfriend talked his ear-off for an hour. Just as he hung-up George bursts-in yelling "why is the press running !?!?!?!" Horrified Bob dashes to the feed tray; it was empty. Bob had used every last sheet of paper they had....to print $20 bills !
George approached the output tray, and became extreemely upset. Bob comes around the back and sees that the output tray is NOT full of $20 bills....they are $18 bills.
After they calm-down a bit, they realize they've GOT to pass some of these bills to get enough real money to buy more paper, but WHERE in the city would they find anyone who'd mistake them for legal tender ?
They figured the best thing would be to head-out to back-woods country. "Yep" Bob said, "You can sell them folk damn-near anythin."
So, off they go. 300miles from town, they spy a little gas-n-shop so they pull in for a fill-up and food. George grabs some fake bills and says "You pump the gas, I'll pay for the stuff"
so he goes inside and approaches the counter where a good-old-boy is watching reruns of the Dukes of Hazzard. George thinks to himself "wooo hooo, this is going to be like taking candy from a babe ! "
He picks-out a few items and says, "hey I need to get change for some larger bills, can you do that ?"
the good-old-boy says "Sure thing.....what'cha got ?"
"this is IT" George says to himself......he places about a dozen on the counter, "well I got a bunch of eighteens."
without batting an eye....good-old-boy responds "No problem, would you like that in Sixes or Nines ? "
What weight does your Spirit have to be in order to be considered "heavy" ?
----------------------Me