EggXpert

Because they sacrifice their lives for our writing purposes!

Haha. My note pad is yellow.

i have italian shorts,,,yellow in the front, and brown in the back

=O. Why is it yellow in the front?!

I will second Daniel's

richone thinks he knows !

Well? What's the answer?!

better yet, why is it brown in the back?

Well that might be pretty obvious. =P.

daniel88c:

Well that might be pretty obvious. =P.

really ?.....'cause I was just thinking

"that wouldn't be pretty at all ! "

 

The strange thing is the yellow front.

 

yeah, their flag is Green-White-Red

 

I am fairly certain if you think about the colors, you will be able to deduce the reasoning behind the yellow front, and the brown rear.

 

I am just uncertain as to what color the shorts are without the accident prone owner in them, say after they came out of the wash... 

lol....I am certain that we all 'get' it....

we just want to hear fatboyHD say he pees and poops his pants !   

Oh I know.  But I still want to know what color they are without his 'extra special additions' on them!

Dude this is freakin hilarious

Don't worry, we'll just wait until he explains it all to us.

daniel88c:

Don't worry, we'll just wait until he explains it all to us.

,,,,,,ok, ok,,,,,actually wasn't me,,,but i had a bro one time, back in 1968,,,,he was Italian, it was the TET offensive,,,i'm sure some of you will know what that was,,,,if not google it up,,,,anyway bros,,,,the bullets were flyin, an the only thing we had time to do was fire and reload,,,gettin the picture here yet???  anyway nature called, and it wasn't like we had time to run to the rest room iffen ya get my drift,,,,hence when all was said and done, my bro had soiled himself,,,,from then on, they was know as Italian shorts,,,yellow in the front, and brown in the back,,,,,,,,,kinda one of them little known (by someone who ain't been there), nasty things that happen on a battlefeild sometimes,,,,gross,,,but, true story,,,,,i didn't wanna explain,,,,but, ya'll asked

Haha interesting... but you know... if you have to go... you have to go.

True, true, true.  But try to find a guy you are supposed to be shooting at and go on him!  I think that would make the battle much more interesting if the winning side gets to "use the facilities" on the losing side.  Think of that as "motivation" to hit the target!

fatboyHD:

...from then on, they was know as Italian shorts,,,yellow in the front, and brown in the back,,,,,,,,,kinda one of them little known (by someone who ain't been there), nasty things that happen on a battlefeild sometimes,,,,gross,,,but, true story,,,,,i didn't wanna explain,,,,but, ya'll asked

LOL....gives new meaning to  "clear the back-blast area"

 

richone thinks the yellow pencil went to the outhouse !