GV3:I've seen references to processors being "professionally" lapped - what skill level is required to not screw this up? Sort of hard to practice this inexpensively... :). Can you use a dremel for this?
You cannot use a dremel, and its not that hard.
you tape sandpaper to a sheet of glass (or plexiglass, something VERY flat), and you "lap" the heatsink or CPU back and forth across the strip of sandpaper. That's where the term 'lapping" comes from.
You go with a lower grit till all the coating is off and all you see is the copper base, then gradually move to higher grits.
Do NOT polish the surface with any polishing chemicals. Use only the sandpaper, and nothing else. The whole idea is to have a 100% flat surface that's as smooth as possible, since the CPU itself isn't perfectly flat from the factory.
Here's my thread on this from a while back:
http://www.eggxpert.com/forums/thread/398369.aspx
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